Sunday, July 23, 2006

ah em bahk

Er, ah, hello there. [cleans glasses]

To my four regular readers, I've been off dealing with family things, and I'm a little too depressed over the Middle East and our idiot, frat-boy president to say anything snarky.

If you feel like checking out some IRC funnies, here's bash.org's top-100 list:

ben174: If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
chrislmb : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
ben174: Where u work?
chrislmb : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

1 Comments:

Anonymous wrd said...

Snark away! Ready when you are!

Monday, 24 July, 2006  

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